Come to the Illuminati Ball

It costs $450, and you have to submit an application at this website.  You are taken by a bus from Manhattan to attend it. All attendees who submit an application are asked to submit an animal affinity: Pig, monkey, chicken, cow or mouse.

From the FAQ:

Are we really being considered for the Illuminati?

The Illuminati Ball is an immersive theater production, however during the show Cynthia von Buhler will be selecting some candidates to join an actual secret society which meets at her estate.

The New York Times story on Cynthia von Buhler explains some of this.

Hat tip: Charles Faris.